Well, we are back with our process of learning english!!!
The first fact I'm going to write is about the word "Humor". There are two different ways of saying it, "Humour" is the British way, and "Humor" is the American way.
We bring you today a great video, it is from the CollegeHumor webpage. CollegeHumor is a group of comedians who made up a website to upload their gigs. They have had so much success in Internet that they have sell some of their vids to MTV, and they have aired 6 episodes this year. For those of you who want to see them, you can see the whole episodes HERE.
The first fact I'm going to write is about the word "Humor". There are two different ways of saying it, "Humour" is the British way, and "Humor" is the American way.
We bring you today a great video, it is from the CollegeHumor webpage. CollegeHumor is a group of comedians who made up a website to upload their gigs. They have had so much success in Internet that they have sell some of their vids to MTV, and they have aired 6 episodes this year. For those of you who want to see them, you can see the whole episodes HERE.
A couple of days ago, you could see here, in "enocasioneshagoclick" a prank where one of the comedians played a joke on one of his mates. Well, they have been more than two years with the "Prank war", just in case you want to see more jokes, HERE you have them.
They have different sections where they upload their Original videos, although they have jokes and funny vids that the fans send them, I strongly recommend you the "Jake and Amir" section, where two different friends... well, have their discussions and adventures.
But today I'm bringing you one of the best videos they've made, it is a musical video, a rap, named "Awkward Rap", gathering all the typical awkward moments we have in our lives. I've made it for you with the subtitles, you you have to activate them, in the right lower corner, near the volume control. I hope you like it. I'll write you the lyrics under the vid, so you can read it calmly later. I'll write some notes for you, just in case you don't understand something.
They have different sections where they upload their Original videos, although they have jokes and funny vids that the fans send them, I strongly recommend you the "Jake and Amir" section, where two different friends... well, have their discussions and adventures.
But today I'm bringing you one of the best videos they've made, it is a musical video, a rap, named "Awkward Rap", gathering all the typical awkward moments we have in our lives. I've made it for you with the subtitles, you you have to activate them, in the right lower corner, near the volume control. I hope you like it. I'll write you the lyrics under the vid, so you can read it calmly later. I'll write some notes for you, just in case you don't understand something.
CollegeHumor - Awkward Rap
A one, two, three, four
wait when do i come in
you come in after four
so on five?
yes but i'm not gonna say five
i'm not gonna say five
you have to come in at four alright
ok, one, two, three, four, now
if you say how are you i'll say not much
my hand and your boob accidentally touch
i snort when i laugh and i fart when i sneeze
stand right behind this guy when he pee's
if i see you waving, my hand goes in the air
even though your waving to that guy over there
i talk shit about you like a, slot box
till i realise that i wrote it in your I.M box
when a waiter says, enjoy your food
every single time i will say, love you too
i mean it, yo, have a seat next to me
pour yourself a cup of my dignity
how was your boyfriend, you two really click
oh you broke up, that guy was a dick
'scuse me, i cannot reach the top rack
oh you don't work here, your just black
awkward
when will this moment pass
awkward
i feel like such an ass
awkward
it makes my skin crawl
awkward
yo, yo, it makes me feel so small
when i see you i give you a quizzical look
do i know you from life or from facebook?
your far away and cause we can't talk yet
we'll act like our eyeballs never met
when we talk, I gotta hide my shame
you think we're BFF but I don't know your name
so here we are in no man's land
do i give you a hug or just shake your hand
i go for the embraco worm and pleasing
you try to pull away but I keep on squeezing
you try to pass by but we bump and sway
"thanks for the dance I'll be on my way"
we said our goodbye's and I shed a tear
miss you already, wow! your still here!
I want to avoid further social connection
so I walk twenty minutes in the wrong direction
awkward
when will this moment pass
awkward
I feel like such an ass
awkward
you think it can't get worse?
awkward
yo, yo, but we've got one more verse
on the elevator ride you want to impose
I'll say I'm pressing open but I'll press door close
if you make it in i will devise
a way to look everywhere but in your eyes
then I'll follow you right out the door
take a look around, this ain't my floor
ring goes your phone, so put it to your cheek
I didn't mean to call you, but now we gotta speak
one last thing, when my voice gets loud
and there's suddenly silence in the crowd
I don't care, won't change what I say
all these people are dick's anyway!!!
what?
what? were you... this guy was all like...
I just don't know,
I do not think you guys are dick's
Anyway... no way
you... I don't know.. are superb
Look, have you guys looked at the balls
what color are they... today?
awkward-marine haha... ah...
When's daylight Savings. That's spring forward?
fall back
it's june. Fall back? it's...
I.M: It is Instant Message, like for example, msn messenger, yahoo messenger...
BFF: Best Friends Forever
Social connections: Like facebook, tuenti, twitter, Hi5...
Daylight savings: As we do in Europe, in US they change the time twice a year to save electricity.
Well, the rest of the text, if you see the video, you can guess the meaning. I hope you liked it, I really do!!
See you in the next English Immersion
A one, two, three, four
wait when do i come in
you come in after four
so on five?
yes but i'm not gonna say five
i'm not gonna say five
you have to come in at four alright
ok, one, two, three, four, now
if you say how are you i'll say not much
my hand and your boob accidentally touch
i snort when i laugh and i fart when i sneeze
stand right behind this guy when he pee's
if i see you waving, my hand goes in the air
even though your waving to that guy over there
i talk shit about you like a, slot box
till i realise that i wrote it in your I.M box
when a waiter says, enjoy your food
every single time i will say, love you too
i mean it, yo, have a seat next to me
pour yourself a cup of my dignity
how was your boyfriend, you two really click
oh you broke up, that guy was a dick
'scuse me, i cannot reach the top rack
oh you don't work here, your just black
awkward
when will this moment pass
awkward
i feel like such an ass
awkward
it makes my skin crawl
awkward
yo, yo, it makes me feel so small
when i see you i give you a quizzical look
do i know you from life or from facebook?
your far away and cause we can't talk yet
we'll act like our eyeballs never met
when we talk, I gotta hide my shame
you think we're BFF but I don't know your name
so here we are in no man's land
do i give you a hug or just shake your hand
i go for the embraco worm and pleasing
you try to pull away but I keep on squeezing
you try to pass by but we bump and sway
"thanks for the dance I'll be on my way"
we said our goodbye's and I shed a tear
miss you already, wow! your still here!
I want to avoid further social connection
so I walk twenty minutes in the wrong direction
awkward
when will this moment pass
awkward
I feel like such an ass
awkward
you think it can't get worse?
awkward
yo, yo, but we've got one more verse
on the elevator ride you want to impose
I'll say I'm pressing open but I'll press door close
if you make it in i will devise
a way to look everywhere but in your eyes
then I'll follow you right out the door
take a look around, this ain't my floor
ring goes your phone, so put it to your cheek
I didn't mean to call you, but now we gotta speak
one last thing, when my voice gets loud
and there's suddenly silence in the crowd
I don't care, won't change what I say
all these people are dick's anyway!!!
what?
what? were you... this guy was all like...
I just don't know,
I do not think you guys are dick's
Anyway... no way
you... I don't know.. are superb
Look, have you guys looked at the balls
what color are they... today?
awkward-marine haha... ah...
When's daylight Savings. That's spring forward?
fall back
it's june. Fall back? it's...
I.M: It is Instant Message, like for example, msn messenger, yahoo messenger...
BFF: Best Friends Forever
Social connections: Like facebook, tuenti, twitter, Hi5...
Daylight savings: As we do in Europe, in US they change the time twice a year to save electricity.
Well, the rest of the text, if you see the video, you can guess the meaning. I hope you liked it, I really do!!
See you in the next English Immersion
Sitio Oficial | CollegeHumor.com
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